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yellowkirby · Posted: Wed 03 Feb, 2010 8:10 am Post subject: The worst fanfic award!

Trying to stop the Whine About Little Things on FF.N thread into this.

Contenders that I've found...

9 Myle by Marthluvr4eva. St0pid sotree dat got no sence o' punktuashon or spelin'

Halflife Fullife Consequences by squirrelking. A classic.

The Final Fight by Tabuukilla. "I know, since it's the Super Smash Brothers section, I'll write about the authors!"

Super Smash Brothers Gamer by Twilight Okami. A Truth or Dare/American Idol/other gameshows not meant for story format fic. Yay.

The Happy Tree Friends section. OCs, script format, and horrible spelling abound. Take your pick.

If Hoogi doesn't think that this is really a good idea/we start getting death threats, by all means lock this thread.
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Archeo95 · Posted: Wed 03 Feb, 2010 12:01 pm Post subject:

So many contendors...

the very messed up fan fic! by glico: Just, nothing even needs to be said. Script format, awful grammar, more exclamation marks than can be counted...

Super Smash Brothers:Adventure by thechossen1 THC1: *vomit*

Marthluvr4evah is my favorite troll ever, with squirrelking in a close second, so I won't vote for either of those two. This new trend of fics with authors in them annoys me greatly, so the third one might be the worst to me...
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Ripper22 · Posted: Wed 03 Feb, 2010 12:20 pm Post subject:

Archeo95 · Posted: Fri 05 Feb, 2010 7:27 am Post subject:

Every single fic is bad except for a few.
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Ripper22 · Posted: Fri 05 Feb, 2010 7:42 am Post subject:

Archeo95 · Posted: Fri 05 Feb, 2010 1:36 pm Post subject:

That last post was posted by my brother (mrcod4) WHO APPARENTLY DIDN'T BOTHER TO SEE WHO WAS LOGGED IN >:C
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Ripper22 · Posted: Fri 05 Feb, 2010 2:24 pm Post subject:

wait...your brother is mrcod?!

We never knew that...at least, I didn't.

Thats actually kind of weird that you hadn't mentioned that before... GUYS IM SCARED

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mrcod4 · Posted: Sun 07 Feb, 2010 3:32 am Post subject:

yep

I logged in this time
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mrcod4 · Posted: Sun 07 Feb, 2010 11:26 am Post subject:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5722048/1/RE_Upsilon_Tournament

Another OC story. oh my god.

EDIT: Sorry for double post.
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Ripper22 · Posted: Mon 08 Feb, 2010 10:46 am Post subject:

*grumbles angrily and puts away handgun*

We'll let it slide this time...

Evil Jigglypuff

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Archeo95 · Posted: Thu 18 Feb, 2010 12:05 pm Post subject:

Never before has a story made me want to gouge my eyes out with a fork so much.
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yellowkirby · Posted: Thu 18 Feb, 2010 12:09 pm Post subject:

Dear Pikana,

Who the hell are you and why are you invading my fanfiction?

-YK

(Just search her name. She's in literally every story involving authors.)
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Ivysaur · Posted: Thu 18 Feb, 2010 2:39 pm Post subject: Pikana

I read one of Pikana's stories earlier today. ... I was pretty freaked out.

See; writing an SSB fic for a Valentine's contest, she decides to make the plot: Pokemon Trainer ("Red," in the story) decides to drug Nana, get her alone in a bedroom, and relieve his feelings, which, according to Snake or someone, couldn't be love and had to be blonk-ual tension. ....

None of the reviewers seemed as freaked out as I was; ""Hmm... definitely different and oringinal. I think you have a good chance at winning the contest!""

Also--stories involving authors? ... I know they exist, but ... @.@
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Archeo95 · Posted: Thu 18 Feb, 2010 10:19 pm Post subject:

Pikana's in more stories than some of the Smashers...

I don't like how she always has some sort of life tragedy going on (OMG MY MOM MIGHT DIE WHILE SHE'S GIVING BIRTH TO TWINS AND THE BABIES MIGHT DIE TOO PLEASE GIVE ME SYMPATHETIC REVIEWS). I mean, I'm not making fun of her because of bad things happening in her life, but I'm not sure if it's genuine or not. It's kind of attention whore-ish, because now all the reviews are going to be "OH NO IM SO SORRY I HOPE SHE'S OKAY" and they're not going to be about the actual story.

If you have tragedies going on in your life, keep them personal. Channel your emotions through your stories; don't write them all over your profile to get sympathy.

/rant
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IStalkKirby · Posted: Fri 19 Feb, 2010 12:45 am Post subject: